urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:altoidperetz journal altoidperetz 2004-11-22T02:17:31Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:altoidperetz:765 2004-11-22T02:17:31Z 2004-11-22T02:17:31Z Chief- i can't believe you did that (without a rubber) one time i became obsessed with a girl who worked in a book store. i decided that the best way to win her over would be to show her my cock. i wanted her to think my cock was the most giant monster sholong ever so i went to a farm and sliced one off a bull when he was sleeping. i duck taped it to my crotch, strapped on my trench coat and i was off. when i arrived at the book store i walked up to her and said <br /><br />"what do you think? hardcover or paperback?" then showed her my wang. i guess she had worked at a farm or somthing because she wasn't freaked out at all, she was more confused by what i had said right before my "exposure". <br /><br />either way, i ended up selling her the bull cock for like 2.50. since i cut it off without talking to the owner of the bull it was all profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:altoidperetz:278 2004-11-19T06:26:45Z 2004-11-19T06:26:45Z Chief-Big Thumpers Back in Town well...i finnally went through with it. i'm not proud. i acctually feel pretty bad about it.and it itches. <br /><br />i just shaved my pubes.<br /><br />it was a spur of the moment decsion...anyone could have made it. i was shving i feel a little uncomfortable telling you that i was naked. for some reason, i just WENT there. now i have all my pubes wrapped up in a washcloth on my bathroom floor.i'm trying to think of some really hip ironic way to use my pubes (other than flush them down the toilet). i was considering gluing them to my chest,wearing a flannel jacket,and beanie ,then saying i was a lumber jack. i'm also considering taping them to my hands to scare little kids. either way, whats done is done and i should be proud of my new bald wang.